(1:13:16 AM) Sam Evans: So, I kinda had a feeling that our first time talking again would probably be a little bit awkward… But for totally different reasons then finding out we’re doing each other behind everyone’s backs.
(1:14:00 AM) Blaine Anderson: I…could not have said that any better myself.
(1:14:11 AM) Blaine Anderson: But I must say we’re good. Really good. So sneaky that I even surprised myself when I found out.
(1:15:06 AM) Sam Evans: Surprised? I nearly had a heart attack. You’re one damn good kisser because you’ve blown any contact right out of my mind.
(1:18:53 AM) Blaine Anderson: I do what I can. I had to make sure you wouldn’t let anything slip to the others. And I could say the same for you. Talk about mind blowing.(1:20:17 AM) Sam Evans: You obviously do a lot. Well you did a good job, I didn’t suspect a thing. Hardly as mind blowing as you. You’re a smooth criminal. That’s your theme song. From now on.
(1:23:00 AM) Blaine Anderson: Smooth criminal. I like it. I’d insert a winky face here…but that’s not too subtle so we’ll have to pass.
(1:24:16 AM) Sam Evans: Winky faces are not for us, Blaine. How dare you even suggest it?
(1:24:48 AM) Blaine Anderson: I’m sorry. I don’t know what I was thinking. it was a silly thought.
(1:27:26 AM) Sam Evans: It was an incredibly silly thought.
(1:28:09 AM) Sam Evans: Can Jacob just die?
(1:28:45 AM) Blaine Anderson: I think the stuff said about him is what’s upsetting him most, sadly. Jacob really spent a lot of time tearing him down. Is this guy always like this? He’s awful.
(1:30:05 AM) Sam Evans: Jacob spent a lot of time tearing everyone down, but I guess that’s all he can do when he’s got no friends..
(1:30:14 AM) Sam Evans: He’s a douche. Mega creeper.
(1:31:54 AM) Blaine Anderson: I can tell. He seriously needs to just get out. Honestly…I’d rather be stuck alone with Jeremiah all summer than have to be at the same camp as this guy
(1:33:39 AM) Sam Evans: Really Blaine? Three guys? You dog you.
(1:34:16 AM) Blaine Anderson: What can I say? I’m a busy guy with needs. :-P
(1:34:25 AM) Sam Evans: I can tell.
(1:34:28 AM) Blaine Anderson: You think I came to this camp for the lake? Please.
(1:34:49 AM) Sam Evans: I hear the leeches have some serious sucking skills, if only you could harness it you’d be set.
(1:36:54 AM) Blaine Anderson: You’ve got a point there! Maybe one day I’ll figure that out. I’d be famous for it too…if I felt like sharing my knowledge with the world, that is.
(1:38:20 AM) Sam Evans: … . Oh god, the mental image I just got from that has seriously killed any hilarity behind this at all and completely sparked a new fear of leeches. Especially near my junk.
(1:38:22 AM) Sam Evans: Never again.
(1:40:04 AM) Blaine Anderson: Hahaha! I was never a fan of leeches….but now I don’t think I’ll ever look at them the same way again.
(1:40:12 AM) Blaine Anderson: So thanks for that. :-P
(1:41:45 AM) Sam Evans: … no problem.
(1:41:47 AM) Sam Evans: Never again.
(1:42:21 AM) Blaine Anderson: Now how am I supposed to go into the lake and pretend to drown to get Jeremiah to give me mouth to mouth?
(1:42:25 AM) Blaine Anderson: You’ve ruined everything, Sam.
(1:43:45 AM) Sam Evans: That’s a very good point, I think I’ve really went and screwed things up for you.
(1:44:25 AM) Blaine Anderson: Sam, we’ll always have Tuesday nights together. No need to get jealous of Jeremiah.
(1:44:27 AM) Blaine Anderson: Really now.
(1:46:38 AM) Sam Evans: All I wanted was Tuesdays and Thursdays Blaine… You couldn’t even give me Thursdays. I just want to be loved.
(1:47:43 AM) Blaine Anderson: I’m sorry, Sam. :-( But you know how complicated this is. Kurt demanded Thursdays and you know he has to come first. Would giving you every other Friday make up for it?
(1:47:54 AM) Blaine Anderson: Come on Sam…Friday…that’s a pretty awesome day right there
(1:48:22 AM) Sam Evans: … We we we so excited. We so excited.
(1:48:50 AM) Blaine Anderson: Fun fun fun fun!
(1:49:04 AM) Sam Evans: Partyin’ partyin’ yay!
(1:49:29 AM) Blaine Anderson: Looking forward to the weekend!
(1:49:37 AM) Blaine Anderson: ….Wow, I’ve missed talking to you.
(1:49:59 AM) Blaine Anderson: Oops. Forget I said that. I wouldn’t want it to sound like I’m hitting on you.
(1:50:16 AM) Blaine Anderson: I forgot people can’t like each other or hang out without hooking up.
(1:51:37 AM) Sam Evans: I’ve missed talking to you too. I also totally mean this in an i-want-you-now way. Don’t even try and hide it, bro. I know how you do.
(1:51:46 AM) Sam Evans: Especially because we’re all gay.
(1:52:45 AM) Blaine Anderson: You know me too well. You’re right. Not gonna lie, I felt a spark…every high five.
(1:52:50 AM) Blaine Anderson: Don’t get me started on fist bumps.
(1:52:56 AM) Blaine Anderson: Fireworks, man…fireworks.
(1:54:06 AM) Sam Evans: Every time you said my name, my heart fluttered right out of my chest. The high fives.. The fist bumps… Everything is just chill inducing. Oh geeze, best stop talking about it before we need a cold shower. It’s not my friday after all
(1:55:23 AM) Blaine Anderson: Right, right. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to. Only a few more days until Tuesday.
(1:55:49 AM) Blaine Anderson: Unless we both ran into each other during said cold showers… I’m sure I could fit you in even if it’s not your day.
(1:56:20 AM) Sam Evans: …..
(1:56:24 AM) Sam Evans: That last line though.
(1:56:36 AM) Blaine Anderson: …….Fit you in?
(1:56:49 AM) Blaine Anderson: No clue what you’re talking about >_>
(2:01:41 AM) Sam Evans: MOVING ON THEN.
(2:02:08 AM) Blaine Anderson: DON’T YOU DARE MENTION THE WEATHER.
(2:02:35 AM) Sam Evans: BUT IT WAS SO LOVELY OUT TODAY…
(2:02:54 AM) Blaine Anderson: TRUE. PERFECT FOR A STROLL THROUGH THE FOREST
(2:04:09 AM) Sam Evans: ARE YOU ASKING ME OUT ON A DATE, ANDERSON?
(2:04:37 AM) Blaine Anderson: YOU KNOW WHAT, SAM EVANS?!
(2:04:43 AM) Blaine Anderson: YES. YES, I AM.
(2:05:00 AM) Blaine Anderson: AND DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT REJECTING ME. MY POOR SOUL WON’T BE ABLE TO TAKE THAT KIND OF HEARTACHE.
(2:06:12 AM) Sam Evans: GOSH, YOU’RE IN CAPSLOCK AND EVERYTHING! HOW CAN I SAY NO TO SUCH A DAPPER MAN SUCH AS YOURSELF?
(2:07:29 AM) Blaine Anderson: YOU KNOW HOW I DO, MR. EVANS. DON’T YOU WORRY ABOUT A THING. THIS WILL BE THE MOST ROMANTIC DATE YOUR YOUNG HEART HAS EVER EXPERIENCED.
(2:09:34 AM) Sam Evans: I MOST CERTAINLY DO! MY YOUNG HEART MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO CONTAIN MUCH MORE OF YOUR ROMANTIC WAYS.
(2:10:15 AM) Blaine Anderson: …..DOES THAT MEAN THE ROSES ARE GONNA BE TOO MUCH?
(2:10:29 AM) Blaine Anderson: BECAUSE I CAN JUST TOSS THOSE IN THE TRASH AND WE CAN FORGET ABOUT THEM.
(2:10:46 AM) Sam Evans: ROSES?! WHY I NEVER KNEW YOU CARED SO MUCH!
(2:10:54 AM) Sam Evans: JUST LET ME DIE, RIGHT HERE
(2:11:15 AM) Blaine Anderson: WELL I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO TRY AND JUST KEEP THINGS PHYSICAL. NO EMOTION OR FEELINGS.
(2:11:21 AM) Blaine Anderson: BUT I CAN’T HELP MYSELF, SAM EVANS
(2:11:34 AM) Blaine Anderson: YOU’RE JUST TOO WONDERFUL
(2:12:03 AM) Sam Evans: BUT IT’S SO MUCH BETTER WITH EMOTIONS… BLAINE ANDERSON, I THINK YOU’RE THE ONE. I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE FOREVER.
(2:13:13 AM) Blaine Anderson: OH SAMMY, YOU ARE SO RIGHT. YOU ARE JUST SO SMART. SO SO SO SMART. NEVER LEAVE ME, OKAY? PROMISE IT. PROMISE YOU WON’T LEAVE.
(2:13:40 AM) Sam Evans: DOES THIS MEAN I GET TUESDAY, THURSDAY AND FRIDAY!?
(2:13:45 AM) Sam Evans: I WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU.
(2:13:58 AM) Blaine Anderson: YOU KNOW WHAT, SAM!?
(2:14:03 AM) Blaine Anderson: YOU CAN HAVE SATURDAY MORNINGS TOO.
(2:14:04 AM) Blaine Anderson: YES.
(2:14:06 AM) Blaine Anderson: SATURDAY MORNINGS.
(2:14:08 AM) Sam Evans: ……………………….
(2:14:12 AM) Sam Evans: SATURDAY MORNINGS?!
(2:14:23 AM) Sam Evans: CAN WE SIT AROUND IN SUPERHERO BOXERS AND WATCH CARTOONS ALL MORNING!?
(2:14:59 AM) Blaine Anderson: OH BUT OF COURSE
(2:15:07 AM) Blaine Anderson: I WOULDN’T DREAM OF DOING THAT WITH ANYONE ELSE
(2:15:19 AM) Blaine Anderson: WITH SUGARY CEREAL
(2:15:44 AM) Sam Evans: GOSH, YOU’RE READING MY MIND.
(2:16:53 AM) Blaine Anderson: DUH. YOU THINK I’D SPEND ALL THESE TUESDAYS WITH YOU AND NOT KNOW BY NOW WHAT GETS THAT HEART OF YOURS RACING?
(2:17:10 AM) Sam Evans: YOU’RE MAKING ME BLUSH LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOL GIRL!
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Blaine Anderson: OH SAMMY, YOU’RE SO ADORABLE WHEN YOU BLUSH DON’T STOP.
Sam Evans: OH BLAINE….Y. STOP IT! JUST STOP IT. I CAN’T HANDLE YOU ANYMORE.
Blaine Anderson: ARE YOU….WAS THAT…YOU….TRYING TO CALL ME BLAINEY?
Blaine Anderson: IS THAT A PET NAME I SPY?
Sam Evans: OH GOSH, NOW I’M REALLY BLUSHING.
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Sam Evans: OH GOSH, NOW I’M REALLY BLUSHING.
Blaine Anderson: OH SAMMY, YOU ARE SO ADORABLE I CAN’T STAND IT.
Sam Evans: OH BLAINE, JUST STOP. STOP IT RIGHT NOW.
Blaine Anderson: I’M SORRY…EXCEPT NO NOT REALLY. NOT AT ALL SORRY :-P
Sam Evans: YOU DOG YOU.
Sam Evans: I’M GOING TO POST THIS ONLINE SO EVERYONE CAN SEE HOW TRUE OUR REALTIONSHIP IS.
Blaine Anderson: BUT BUT BUT
Blaine Anderson: I DON’T KNOW IF THEY’LL BE ABLE TO HANDLE IT
Blaine Anderson: THEY’LL BE SO JEALOUS OF WHAT WE HAVE
Sam Evans: THEY’LL JUST KNOW THE REAL THING AND THAT THEY CAN NEVER ACHIEVE IT
Blaine Anderson: I HOPE YOU KNOW YOU’RE GOING TO CAUSE THEM TO BE SINGLE FOREVER
Blaine Anderson: BECAUSE THEY’LL KNOW THEY WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO HAVE A RELATIONSHIP LIKE OURS
Blaine Anderson: IT WILL RUIN THEM
Sam Evans: THEN LET THEM DIE ALONE.
Blaine Anderson: AS LONG AS WE HAVE EACH OTHER
Sam Evans: GOSH, HOW DID I SNAG LANCE ROMANCE OVER HERE? YEESH.
Blaine Anderson: YOU’RE JUST LUCKY, I SUPPOSE.
Blaine Anderson: THOUGH I’M ONLY THIS ROMANTIC FOR CERTAIN BLONDES
Blaine Anderson: ONE IN PARTICULAR
Sam Evans: YOU DOG, YOU. LUCKY I AM. THE GIRLS AT THE SALON ARE GOING TO BE SO JEALOUS.
Blaine Anderson: YOU…YOU TALK ABOUT ME AT THE SALON? OH SAM, NOW I’M THE ONE BLUSHING.
Sam Evans: OF COURSE I DO, BLAINEY! HOW COULD I NOT? YOU’RE SUCH A STUD, THEY ALL NEED TO KNOW.
Blaine Anderson: STOP IT RIGHT NOW, SAMMY. I’M BLUSHING AGAIN YOU ARE JUST THE SWEETEST THING, DID YOU KNOW?
Sam Evans: OH GOLLY, I DO NOW!
Sam Evans: I feel like we’ve just entered a totally new level on the bromance scale but it’s just… reminding me of the fifties.
Blaine Anderson: Pretty sure we just made our own level with all of that. And honestly, it’s making me want some pink lemonade. I could do without the big hair and poodle skirt though.
Sam Evans: Well, I’ve always been one to pass on poodle skirts anyways, but Lemonade sure sounds fantastic. Big hair… Well, there isn’t much I can do about that one. But good on us for making our own level.
Blaine Anderson: We’re just that awesome. Bromancing off the charts.
Sam Evans: Trufax man, Trufax.